More fun with fake cards!  Print them out and trade em with your friends!

 If it's Thursday, it's arbitrary ranking time.

1) Dhobo Unchained (4) - Survivor and a late night Payne Train appearance.

2) Kickballics (5) - Theresa was on the teeeveeeee, and circus cup.

3) The Pickle Factory (3) - Just another good showing, period.

4) B.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.M.!!!!!!!!!! (1) - Thank you Norman for your Ipod.  The underground sound don't stop for hos.

5) Multiple Scoregasms (7) - The middle finger is your friend.

6) Stopher's Beard: An Unexpected Journey (2) - Wade, Thomas Wade.  Don't call him Tom.

7) Grass Kickers 6: Sit on my Base (12) - A good jump, and a flip cup win! 

8) The Today Show with James Lauer (6) -  They're good at team flip cup, just really good.

9) Hott Booty Allstars (9) - Lots of pink, though Tony did get a bit fancy!

10) Quit Hankin My Dietles (10) - Cunningham chose pink as well.  I'm getting confused.

11) Can You Kick Like a Duck (11) -4th place is their best yet!

12) Tour de Juice (8) - Seamus may or may not have hurt his finger...don't pull it.

13) Where Da Gold At? (13) - If you ain't first, you're last.

 Minions!  It's been a long while and for that I am apologetic for my absence, but to be honest with you, you knew I was there in ever sip of delicious Bud Light, in every cup you flipped, in every posterior you grinded upon at the bar or club.  When good things happen, and bad decisions are made, Leon is there.

But Leon made promises to you his readers that he would appear in the written form, not merely in the physical sensation you experience.  So minions, with your midseason debauchery filled throw down coming up this coming Saturday I thought it best for me to give you some tips to ensure that the night is a rip roaring success and that you wake up declothed in a bed of your choosing and not some prison or dog kennel.

1) Drink copious amounts, 2) Dance like you are dancing alone (not like Elaine), 3) Eat before hand and afterwords (the before should be healthy, the after should be as greeeazzy as possible), 4) Tip!  Don't be cheap, 5) Take a cab, do not throw up in that cab, 5) Praise me with every pelvic thrust you thrust, 

I hope that helps, invariably it does.  So minions, this Saturday night go out and make some magic with your friends, future lovers and stalkers, exes and partners, for Leon will be watching and waiting to experience what you do, for we are all one.  I'm just a God.

Just look at these happy people in baseball card form.

 If it's Thursday, it's arbitrary ranking time.

1) B.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.M.!!!!!!!!!! (5) - They ran that joint, from flip cup to the end.

2) Stopher's Beard: An Unexpected Journey (8) - Albers Pong is the best pong.

3) The Pickle Factory (3) - Matt.Has.A.Boner.

4) Dhobo Unchained (2) - Look at Rashard...he loves it...

5) Kickballics (9) - Two handed flip cup, yeah we've done that!

6) The Today Show with James Lauer (6) -  Ankit is now a force to be reckoned with.

7) Multiple Scoregasms (7) - Chiller has HUGE balls

 8) Tour de Juice (11) - Seamus was providing service!

9) Hott Booty Allstars (10) -Chip is furry!

10) Quit Hankin My Dietles (4) - Cunningham stayed late, it was glorious.

11) Can You Kick Like a Duck (1) -This week was too tame in comparison to last week.

12) Grass Kickers 6: Sit on my Base (13) - I saw a Grass Kicker, that much is certain.

13) Where Da Gold At? (13) - We return your money and bag Alex, and nothing?!

How do you like that 1986 vibe?!

 Thursday lunch time = power rankings time!

1) Can You Kick Like a Duck (6) -They took it to a whole new level this week. Sangria for all!

2) Dhobo Unchained (5) - Hobos every which way you looked.

3) The Pickle Factory (2) - They love America and certain pics on cell phones...sinners.

4) Quit Hankin My Dietles (10) - A great showing, hopefully they keep it up.

5) B.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.M.!!!!!!!!!! (7) - It looked like laundry week up in the BD!

6) The Today Show with James Lauer (4) -  Laura just wants to DANCE!

7) Multiple Scoregasms (8) - Boon and Chiller holding it down!

8) Stopher's Beard: An Unexpected Journey (1) - As long as there's hockey, we'll always have Jeremy and Dan!

9) Kickballics (3) - Charlie is NOT the Buffalo Bills...he's Scott Norwood.

10) Hott Booty Allstars (11) - Malibu and Sprite is now the drink!

11) Tour de Juice (13) - The Juice lose some points for having enough for flip cup, but passing.  How times have changed...

13) Where Da Gold At? (9) - Nobody came, guess doubleheaders will do that to you.

13) Grass Kickers 6: Sit on my Base (13) - Bueller?  Bueller?

We're going back to some individual cards, 'cause why not?

It's Thursdeeeeeeee which means arbitrary ranking of teams time!

1) Stopher's Beard: An Unexpected Journey (7) - I think the whole team showed up, all of em!

2) The Pickle Factory (1) - Plainly stated, they like the drinking games.

3) Kickballics (2) - Try the Bizz towel, it apparently has magical powers.

4) The Today Show with James Lauer (6) -  Ankit certainly did work ont he Board.

5) Dhobo Unchained (5) - Everyone looks like T-Payne!

6) Can You Kick Like a Duck (10) -That was a good showing, best showing yet in fact!

7) B.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.M.!!!!!!!!!! (3) - LindsAy and LindsEy did quite well in Survivor.

8) Multiple Scoregasms (9) - We'll always have Chiller!

9) Where Da Gold At? (11) -With Alex, always be wary of flying cups.

10) Quit Hankin My Dietles (13) - A better showing than last week and that's always a good sign.

11) Hott Booty Allstars (12) - Forfeited flip cup in favor of 400 cup pong...boo.

13) Tour de Juice (8) - Nothing, nathan, nada.

13) Grass Kickers 6: Sit on my Base (4) - Bueller?  Bueller?

It's a Friday so we play with Fotoshop!  We finish our champs and start celebrating those that got the other on field trophy...